A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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LOL May Wong

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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You smell like shit

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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