Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Stop being a centipede

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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raping black women

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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