Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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I have no ideas.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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