Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Woman's Rights

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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A snake walks into a bar

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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