Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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involved parents.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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