- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

A seal walks into a club.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Farts smell bad!

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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