How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Reed is poopin

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peter charastabopouloulous

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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No it isn't.

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Minecraft.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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