Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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