- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

SC Johnson a Family Company

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Turn around.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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