Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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