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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Matt Damon

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

twilight

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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