What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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69

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knock knock who's there?

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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