Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

The 19th Amendment

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Come In!

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

asian, do math

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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