- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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