- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

So. The gays. ...

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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