- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Knock knock Come In.......

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Women's Rights.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

don't look behind you

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