What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Farts smell bad!

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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