Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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