- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

I'm a like whore

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Are you a human?

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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