What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Anti Joke

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