Not Steve Jobs

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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knock knock

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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