Jared Gough is a slut

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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who smells? •Liam

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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