A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Spinabifita

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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The cow went moo

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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