- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

i love huge wieners.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

wanna hear a joke? not really

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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