Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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School

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Obama

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Halo < COD

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Anti Joke

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