Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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