- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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