- Anti Joke

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!