GINGER PEOPLE

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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