- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

bitches be crafty.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

my namew is jd

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Spinabifita

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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