Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Hi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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