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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

PENlS.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

An asian without a future.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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