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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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