Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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