- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

A blind man walks into a pole.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

A seal walks into a club.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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