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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

A black man walks into a book store.

what happened to your gran you tell me

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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