without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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baby loves lalma

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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