- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What's 9+10=? 19

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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