- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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oh hiya come in

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Type 2 diabetics

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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