what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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my namew is jd

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WNBA

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i love huge wieners.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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obama leadership

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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