Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Your time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What's 9+10=? 19

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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