Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Women's rights.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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A women president

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240

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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