Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Woman's Rights

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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