The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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