- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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