- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Spread the net.

Hi my name is Jim

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

hi michael

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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