what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

I tell an anti joke!.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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