- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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