- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Penis.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

prepares this to get negged

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

women have rights

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Matt Damon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Women's Rights.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

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