why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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A snake walks into a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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