What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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i like tits

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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