3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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