How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

This is not a joke.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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