Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

marshal sterio had sex

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

my namew is jd

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

WNBA

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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