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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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