Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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JEWS

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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