Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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IU football

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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