Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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