HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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