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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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