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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Thumbs this down

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Reed is poopin

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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