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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

I like hats XD!

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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