- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Guess what? No.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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