- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

want a balloon? yeah

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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