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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Womens rights.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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