How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Hi my name is Jim

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Women's rights...

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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