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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

women's rights.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!