- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

women's rights

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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