did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Woman's rights.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Chicken

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

The Game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

I know a black girl named beyonca.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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