Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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