How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Cancer.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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