- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

general tso's broccoli

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

fart+fart=poop

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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