a ginger has a soul

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

asian, do math

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What is next?

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Dancing Potatoe!

No it isn't.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Shut the cork up!

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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